fake n' bake


so i went to a meeting the other day here at work and two gals from accounting showed up. evidently i didn't get the new lunchtime memo that said we're all supposed to tan at lunch instead of eat.

good god they looked horrible! they were so orange, it was disgusting.

the rest of us are all pale, as it has been raining for a good 3 months solid, and these two gals could pass as george hamilton's daughters. and they thought they looked so good!

apparently, they have been going every day at lunch and have moved up from 2 minutes to a whopping 12 minutes. it just looks so unnatural. i'm so against tanning salons. you can totally tell when someone goes.

we live in california, for god's sake. the sun will return one of these days and everything will be back to nomal. it's so much more attractive when someone is tan because they have been outside instead of baking in a tanning salon. don't they know their insides burn when they do that? apparently they didn't get the memo on that!

1 Comment:

  1. Fionnix said...
    Oh dear God. That's scary.

    Of course my super-secret-Indian-name is "White Girl Under Tree with Hat and Umbrella" and my last name is Welsh for "pale"... so... I'm biased.

    But... ewwwww. EWWWWW.

    Why, why, why??

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