mom " so we have a few gifts for you from your aunt for the baby. we'll get them to you whenever we see you next."

me " well, i'll be down in june for my shower."

mom " ugh. june is so hot."

me " well, i need to have the shower before the baby is due. besides the shower is in hermosa beach so it will be cooler there."

mom " we're going to a wedding in june for a second cousin of yours that you don't know. "

me " um. okay. who is it and when are you going? "

mom " it's june 21 in kansas."

me " um..that's the same date as my shower. "

mom " well, he comes from an unstable family. you know, he was born out of wedlock. so i want to be there to support him."

me " so you're going to some guys wedding who you barely know instead of my shower?"

mom "you sound like you have a cold. are you sick? "



seriously. and you wonder why we're not close.

7 Comments:

  1. WendyB said...
    Oy vey.
    Sally said...
    I don't think she's all there.
    Maybelline Jones said...
    Ugh! I feel for you because I have been there. Oh, have I been there.
    Terry said...
    You have got to be effing kidding.... I am speechless!!
    Heather said...
    They are going to complain in the home later.
    Gypsy said...
    That ain't right. {hugs}
    maggie, dammit said...
    Oh, honey.

    *sigh*

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